switch dog and switch dog 2 (nintendo switch 2 and etc) created by yuta1cc
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What an upgrade! Practically makes the first one obsolete!

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    Would love to see little bro taking advantage of the backwards compatibility he has with big bro, if you catch my drift.

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  • parrottrash said:
    Would love to see little bro taking advantage of the backwards compatibility he has with big bro, if you catch my drift.

    Dont say drift don't say drift don't say drift

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  • pingin said:
    Draw them paying 90 bucks for a game

    And now that the tariffs and pre-order delays are happening, it's probably gonna be even more than that.

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    Bigger the penis, bigger the heart!
    (Or else it wont get hard)

    Your heart pumps blood down there to make it hard, bigger penis = bigger heart pump strenght + blood ammount! V1 ultrakill must have a tank down there

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  • megavinicius said:
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    Bigger the penis, bigger the heart!
    (Or else it wont get hard)

    Your heart pumps blood down there to make it hard, bigger penis = bigger heart pump strenght + blood ammount! V1 ultrakill must have a tank down there

    Pretty sure you would still get hard, you’d just also get really woozy and probably out due to a lack of blood circulation in other places. You wouldn’t have more blood, your body would just have to work harder to circulate it. If only that were how it worked, though. Maybe then, tall people wouldn’t have shorter lifespans due to their hearts having to circulate blood faster.

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  • markwayne97 said:
    And now that the tariffs and pre-order delays are happening, it's probably gonna be even more than that.

    Oh man, you're right...

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  • chattywallflower said:
    I'm sorry, this is hot and all but I kinda hate how mean this is.
    It's not even the (dick) size comparison. I love that! If it had stopped there, I wouldn't have mind; the Switch 2 IS bigger, after all. You could even chalk it up to brotherly teasing.
    But it's that second line that pisses me off. It doesn't even make sense. YOU'RE getting HIS hand-me-downs dumbass-that's what backwards compatible means! The Switch had its problems, but it was still an awesome console and a booming success in spite of them. He deserves respect and praise now that his time in the spotlight is coming to an end, and he has to on the torch. Like a star athlete finishing his final game before retiring. Instead, his successor (his own brother) is taking a huge dump on him and his accomplishments. This is especially infuriating since he's the LAST person who should be talking shit! "Big bro" laid the groundwork for your VERY BEING and this how you thank him!?
    If I was Switch, I'd kick "lil bro" full force in those oversize balls he's so proud of and say, "Look here Junior, I get it...you're the hot new thing everyone is talking about and you're feeling your oats. But never forget, the only reason you even exist is because they wanted more of me! No matter what you do, you'll always be number 2! A repeat! A retread of the original! Now respect your fucking elders *roughly garbs a handful of ass while stroking his dick* or I'll personally take this new "hardware" for a test drive and see how many of my "s" you can take with all that extra storage!"
    I know this just stupid porn of cartoon game controller dogs and I shouldn't be thinking this hard about it and just fap, but the tone honestly kinda ruins it for me. Especially because I really like this artist (who unfortunately has a fetish for mean to straight up cruel dialogue alongside hyper dicks).

    holy shit

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  • chattywallflower said:
    I'm sorry, this is hot and all but I kinda hate how mean this is.
    It's not even the (dick) size comparison. I love that! If it had stopped there, I wouldn't have mind; the Switch 2 IS bigger, after all. You could even chalk it up to brotherly teasing.
    But it's that second line that pisses me off. It doesn't even make sense. YOU'RE getting HIS hand-me-downs dumbass-that's what backwards compatible means! The Switch had its problems, but it was still an awesome console and a booming success in spite of them. He deserves respect and praise now that his time in the spotlight is coming to an end, and he has to on the torch. Like a star athlete finishing his final game before retiring. Instead, his successor (his own brother) is taking a huge dump on him and his accomplishments. This is especially infuriating since he's the LAST person who should be talking shit! "Big bro" laid the groundwork for your VERY BEING and this how you thank him!?
    If I was Switch, I'd kick "lil bro" full force in those oversize balls he's so proud of and say, "Look here Junior, I get it...you're the hot new thing everyone is talking about and you're feeling your oats. But never forget, the only reason you even exist is because they wanted more of me! No matter what you do, you'll always be number 2! A repeat! A retread of the original! Now respect your fucking elders *roughly garbs a handful of ass while stroking his dick* or I'll personally take this new "hardware" for a test drive and see how many of my "s" you can take with all that extra storage!"
    I know this just stupid porn of cartoon game controller dogs and I shouldn't be thinking this hard about it and just fap, but the tone honestly kinda ruins it for me. Especially because I really like this artist (who unfortunately has a fetish for mean to straight up cruel dialogue alongside hyper dicks).

    https://youtu.be/S3VDjNEoyTw?si=wokzWOV1QwEgr_a8

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  • chattywallflower said:
    I'm sorry, this is hot and all but I kinda hate how mean this is.
    It's not even the (dick) size comparison. I love that! If it had stopped there, I wouldn't have mind; the Switch 2 IS bigger, after all. You could even chalk it up to brotherly teasing.
    But it's that second line that pisses me off. It doesn't even make sense. YOU'RE getting HIS hand-me-downs dumbass-that's what backwards compatible means! The Switch had its problems, but it was still an awesome console and a booming success in spite of them. He deserves respect and praise now that his time in the spotlight is coming to an end, and he has to on the torch. Like a star athlete finishing his final game before retiring. Instead, his successor (his own brother) is taking a huge dump on him and his accomplishments. This is especially infuriating since he's the LAST person who should be talking shit! "Big bro" laid the groundwork for your VERY BEING and this how you thank him!?
    If I was Switch, I'd kick "lil bro" full force in those oversize balls he's so proud of and say, "Look here Junior, I get it...you're the hot new thing everyone is talking about and you're feeling your oats. But never forget, the only reason you even exist is because they wanted more of me! No matter what you do, you'll always be number 2! A repeat! A retread of the original! Now respect your fucking elders *roughly garbs a handful of ass while stroking his dick* or I'll personally take this new "hardware" for a test drive and see how many of my "s" you can take with all that extra storage!"
    I know this just stupid porn of cartoon game controller dogs and I shouldn't be thinking this hard about it and just fap, but the tone honestly kinda ruins it for me. Especially because I really like this artist (who unfortunately has a fetish for mean to straight up cruel dialogue alongside hyper dicks).

    Shut up and jerk off already

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