And to that end, I've carried on the story:

KG thought that he had a cool head. One of his life philosophies was “Keep calm at all times”. He liked to keep a level head as much as possible, no matter how much turmoil or emotion his mind might be in.

But he had never expected to be in this kind of a situation!

To put a long story short, world renowned pop star and sexy icon Mina Mongoose had come into KG’s town to hold auditions for rhythm guitarist, and KG had brought his Les Paul along to try out. Mina had seemingly liked what he had played, and, strangely, invited him into her tour bus. Even more shockingly, she had stripped in front of him and announced that, to relax her after a long day, she wanted…

“R-rimming?” KG spluttered. This had to be some sort of joke! Was he being set up?

“Yep!” said the yellow mongoose proudly. She was as naked as the day she was born, her enormous, round, purple-nippled tits as big and as bouncy as beach balls. Taking KG by the hand, she led him to the opposite end of the bus. Opening a door, she took him through it into a small bedroom.

The bedroom was small, but, for the most part, elegantly furnished. The bed was covered in pink silk sheets and pillows. On the pink wall was a huge plasma-screen TV. On the floor was a thick, black shagpile carpet, which KG thought was very nice on his bare feet. This was very much Mina’s room, and it displayed how much money she had made over the years. But KG didn’t have time to ire the décor, because he was being taken into the room by Mina.

“OK, gimme this,” Mina said, beginning to take KG’s leather jacket off. He was too shocked by the events of the afternoon to think of resisting. As the leather jacket slid off, Mina placed it on the coathook on the back of the door, on top of several fluffy bathrobes.

Now naked from the waist up, KG was feeling a little exposed as Mina circled around him and laid down on the bed, on her front. This, of course, meant that her bare rear was facing him. Underneath her massive cheeks, he could see the lips of her pussy, which, amazingly, were blackcurrant purple, like her nipples.

KG was dimly aware of his cock trying desperately to escape from his torn jeans as he looked at this beautiful spectacle.

“Well?” she said, giving her ass a little shake and making her cheeks wobble and bounce like bowlfuls of lemon jelly. KG was torn, though:

On the one hand, he was feeling quite awkward. This was one of the biggest, if not the biggest music star on Mobius. What if he was no good at it? It would be a sorry affair indeed if he couldn’t please her.

On the other hand, this was Mina Mongoose! How long had he had a crush on her? Many men would kill to be in the position! And she was literally asking to have those fat, round cheeks licked! Now wasn’t the time for fannying around!

Needless to say, the second opinion, backed up by the immense throbbing in his tros, won over in about half a second.

“Aah!” squeaked Mina, as KG’s lips found her right buttock. His scales weren’t cold, as she had thought they would be, but rather pleasantly cool. For about a minute, he kissed her cheek delicately, daintily, even, as though he was a little afraid of damaging her by kissing them too hard. As sweet as she found it, Mina felt that, unless KG was, er, helped along, they would be here forever! And so she made a movement to move him on…

His first thought upon his lips touching her rear was that it was even better than he had hoped. Her bumcheek was like sponge covered in yellow silk, unlike anything his face had ever felt. The incredible softness of her heart-shaped bottom was such that he began to want to use them as a pair of pillows to rest his head upon…

That was KG’s train of thought as Mina’s hand pushed roughly on the back of his head, forcing his face straight into her bumcrack. “Don’t be shy!” said Mina, reaching up the bed to grab a silken pillow to rest her head on.

With tender assflesh surrounding his face on all sides, KG thrust his thin, forked tongue forward as far as it would go, straight into Mina’s backdoor.

“Ah!” squealed Mina, as his tongue, comparatively small compared to other species, danced and flickered inside her hole.

Now, as KG lived out one of his deeper desires, he was hard-pressed to ignore the mounting pain in his lower half. His shredded jeans were becoming an ever-tighter prison of denim for his cock, throbbing heartily with lust. In fact, the pain was too much for him to bear, and while his face was lustily appreciating Mina’s hindquarters, his hands reached down, found his belt, and began to undo it.

Mina was enjoying the python’s tongue-lashing of her anus. He was a natural ass-man! Every time his tongue made a particularly quick movement, it would tickle her so much that her asscheeks would clench involuntarily, squeezing KG’s face.

Her intense enjoyment was put on hold, however, when she felt his face leave her warm crack. Puzzled, the golden mongoose lifted her head for her pillow to look around him. She smiled upon seeing his bare, evergreen legs and ass. Clearly, he was suffering from an erection! Well, perhaps she would have to reward him for such a stellar butt-kissing…

Mina gasped. Her eyes widened. Her pupils dilated. She tried to gasp, but no sound would come out.

Between the python’s legs was his thick, black, swollen cock. At full length, it was a considerable 10 inches long, pulsing hard, having clearly just been unsheathed. Beads of shiny pre-cum were dripping gently from its tip on to the bed, making it seem as though it was just barely able to contain itself from blowing its load.

Finally, the breath was back in Mina’s lungs. “Hot damn!”

This snapped KG out of his little reverie. He had been away in a world of his own, mainly caused by the relief of freeing his Scotch Pine of a cock. He would have blanched if he had the ability to. His hands immediately flew to try to cover up his raging erection.

“Och, Jesus,” he stammered, noticing that Mina’s eyes were glued firmly on the rod that his fumbling hands were failing to disguise. “I-I shouldnae have stopped, I’m really sorry…”

“That,” said Mina, shutting the python up almost immediately. “Is HUGE. Get it in me.”
“W-what!?” squeaked KG. Did she really just ask him to…
“Get that monster in here,” she repeated, and she raised her heart-shaped bottom, where the
python’s face had been just minutes before, straight up into the air. There could be no mistaking what she wanted. So KG took a deep, shaky breath, and went forward.

As the very tip of KG’s meat monster touched Mina’s pucker, dampening it with little dabs of pre-cum, Mina got ready to bury her face in her pillow. If the mere tip was filling her pucker, then she was going to get properly stretched by his girth, and she’d be burying her face in that pillow like he had buried his face in her ass. As he slowly pushed in, and his head gradually split her open, Mina’s theory proved to be correct.

KG pushed his fat length slowly into Mina’s depths, gritting his teeth as he did so. Her walls were squeezing his shaft like a fleshy vice, making its every throb seem amplified. Nevertheless, he ploughed on, literally, feeding her ass inch after tantalising inch of his cock. Eventually, she felt him hilt inside her, with her beautiful rear meeting his groin. It was amazing how his dick invaded every inch of available space, throbbing heartily all the while.

As KG slowly began to thrust in and out of Mina, he noticed that, whenever he withdrew his cock, Mina would exhale with a soft “Mmmh!” into her pillow. And when he thrust into her… “Hnnnngh!”

These sounds seemed to awaken a long dormant part of KG’s reptilian brain… the part of his brain responsible for his sex drive. Instantly, KG began to lean over

Oh, if only time and place did not matter, he would have been content to give this mongoose bum the hammering it needed… the hammering it deserved…

KG’s pace continued, and his thrusts, unbelievably, seemed to go deeper into Mina than ever before. He had to get further into her, he needed to…
And then, as he piledrove her, he felt himself reaching his limit, and with a growl, he slammed his cock into her one last time.

BFLSH!
SPFLNCT!
BLFFSHPLORT!

Like a cannon, KG’s cock shot out a huge glob of his liquid love three times in a row, so that, in addition to his throbbing sausage filling her anus, there was now a veritable flood of his man-fluids filling her up even further!

But, after 30 seconds of near-continuous spunk-firing from KG, he was done. Completely spent, he pulled his black pudding out of Mina’s backside with a wet-sounding ‘SCHLOORP”, and a small amount of his jizz formed a little pool on top of the silken sheet underneath.

Mina was still sweating from the ordeal, her insides now full of snake oil. It was quite warm, she noted, strange for the temperature of the one giving it to her. Looking up finally from her pillow, she turned her head towards the python that had just unleashed a cumstorm inside her, and patted the empty space beside her, indicating that she wanted him next to her.

KG, despite the tiredness in his limbs, used his arms to drag himself to her side, his legs being rather worn out from all the thrusting he was doing. As soon as he got to her side, and rested his head on the pillow, she reached out and cuddled close to him. Her massive, warm breasts pancaked themselves against his chest and her little, black nose touched his wide, evergreen snout,

“That,” she said, still breathing hard. “Was… amazing! And you…” she began stroking his long, black hair lovingly. “…are hired!”

“Fake.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Yer tits, they’re no’ real.”

“How did…?”

“I am a snake, lass. I’m a heat sensor. Yer cans aren’t as warm as the rest of ye.”

“Yes,” Upset at being discovered, Mina’s eyes downturned. “Yes, they are fake.”

“I mean, look around,” said the python, turning his head from Mina and instead looking around at her extravagant room. “This tour bus, I bet it cost a fair few bob, eh? I’ve seen some fair big tour buses, but this motor takes the cake! Your stage shows, your outfits, the places you stay in, all o’ them, I think, are testaments of jist how much money ye make!”

During KG’s little explanation, Mina withdrew her arms from around him, looking away. What he was saying unfortunately made sense. She did like to spend her money on all of the listed things.

“And now you splash out on a pair of fake bazookas!” KG went on, actually poking a finger into the side of her right breast, creating a nice dent in it. “That is some proper decadent carry-on, that is!”

“I know.”

“And I absolutely adore you fer it!”

“I kn… what?” Mina’s eyes flew open and she sat up, as the python’s mouth split into a wide grin and he sat up too.

“That’s the kind of hedonistic behaviour that all my favourite metal bands exhibited back in the day! They knew the good life when they had it, and they weren’t afraid tae show it! And by getting these…” He placed a hand under each huge mammary, gently lifting and squeezing them. “You’ve proven to me that you’re no stranger to luxury like this, and that, that turns me on an’ no mistake!”

“I… I thought you would be angry!”

“Angry? Mina, If I wasnae so spent, I’d still have a raging stiffie right noo!” And to the mongoose’s great surprise, KG smashed his thin lips against hers in a deep kiss, and his forked tongue began to wrestle with hers.

Mina’s surprise was brief, but as the python snaked (!) his arms around her and brought her in very close indeed, and their tongues clashed beautifully again and again, she couldn’t help but think:

“If I knew that fake tits would attract someone like this, I’d have got them YEARS ago!”