Elvira Pisciotti thought she was just an Italian girl from Long Island, working as an ant in some dumb bank with snotty co-workers. She never wanted to be a trophy wife, but damned if she didn't love how her boss's bimbo wife looked when they left the office every day. One night, after her co-workers have another Friday pity party at Tony's Dive, Elvira has a little too much and es out on her bed.

The next day she wakes up in a lab, stuck in a tube full of water, covered in fur, and staring eye-to-eye with a bald purple man with a barbed tail and two huge horns. With not even enough time to wonder what was in her drink the night before, Elvira feels great pain before blacking out and waking up hours later, naked, still covered in fur, and now lost in a world she's never known and has no idea how to live in.

Time would , and occasionally a great female feline beast would tear through the Woodfall countryside. Shelly Dugan, lured by the rumors of a beast, came to test her new upgrades against it only to be beaten to near death. Just as the beast was about to deal the killing blow, it stopped and collapsed on the ground exhausted. Its form shrank until a beaten and broken Shelly was left with a tiny and frail snow-leopard girl in her possession.

Never one to back down from a challenge, Shelly took it upon herself to teach the girl how to control this power, and a snappy Elvira was quite curious too. And over the months through much anguish, Shelly essentially corrupted the little girl, and drew out the greedy, vain, power-hungry bimbo out from beneath. With power at her command, Elvira tore through the lands of Northpeak, raiding their stores of silver until she was able to afford all the same things her former boss's wife had that she envied so much and much more. Stem-cell Lip-injections, Stem-cell breast implants, fur and skin treatments, top-of-the-line hair care products, and thanks to whatever the horned man did to her, muscles for days.

Eventually it was discovered that she was made from divine blood. The stolen blood of DD Sovereign, the man once known as Tyr, the Norse God of Justice. Elvira met this man, and through him became a goddess in her own right. A new kind of goddess.

Now with her powers fully realized, and her divine lineage understood and unlocked, Elvira Pisciotti was reborn as Elpis, the bimbo goddess of money, power, and self-worth.

Art by Sutibaru and colors by N-kosi

Character belongs to Famwammer and is part of Fireball.